after graduating from college, i will slowly get fatter and fatter untill i cant eat any more. i will eat as much as possible and never ever stop eating. cheese, meatballs, birthday cakes, hamburgers, ice cream, hot dogs, cereal...i will never give up.... i want to be the biggest most fattest girl on the block. then i will smoke about 5 packs a day untill i develop a raspyness to my voice. hopefully, by then, my face will be covered in liver spots for all to enjoy. i also plan on quitting brushing (my teeth) so that maybe (if im lucky) some of them will fall out. then i will be ready for the big times. i want three gold teeth in the front that spells out FAT in diamonds. i will be the most badass and fattest girl on the block and everyone at the gas station down the street will be soooo jealous. Who knows, i might even be able to pick up some scrawny teenager guys lookin' for a good time.